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THE AVENGERS SUMMARY: PART 1

Nick Fury:
We have this unstable thing called the Baccarat or whatever and you can tell it has unlimited energy because it GLOWS
Loki:
Hey guys I'm back did you miss me
Hawkeye:
I did a little
Loki:
K let's see what this spear or whatever does
Spear or whatever:
BAZAM MOTHERFUCKERS
Loki:
Right I'll be taking your Baccarat your scientist guy and your sexiest agent
Nick Fury:
Hey so we need to do that Avenger thing now
Agent Coulson:
That might take a really long time
Nick Fury:
Whatever do it in montage
Bruce Banner:
I'm the cuddliest version of the Hulk
Capt. Amuricur:
Check out my sweet ass
Black Widow:
Check out my boobs they're the only one's you'll see in this movie
Iron Man:
When I made that suit I had no idea it would eventually be a cockblock
Hawkeye:
I'm evil rn bbl
Thor:
I'm in Asgard atm
Agent Coulson:
Hey Captain so I may have caressed you while you were chillin' in a chunk of ice also I designed a costume for you do you want to be friends can I take a picture with you can I touch your abs seriously just lift your shirt for a second so I can touch them
Loki:
I don't always dress like a human to be inconspicuous but when I do I immediately attack a German official in the middle of a party
Capt. Amuricur:
We interrupt this program to bring you AMERICA
Iron Man:
Sup Captain
Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAY
LATER, IN A PLANE
Thor:
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug
Loki:
Thor technically brohug doesn't apply because we're not even related
Thor:
You'll always be my brother, Loki-chan. Now allow me to look deep into your eyes and invade your intimate personal space with my beard
Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAAY
Iron Man:
IRON GLOMP
Thor:
You wanna go motherfucker let's break the forest
Smokey the Bear:
But Thor only you can prevent forest fires
Capt. Amuricur:
GUYS STAWP IT
Loki:
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BACK AT THE FLOATING CASTLE LEGION OF DOOM
Bruce Banner:
Sup
Iron Man:
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe
Everyone:
Shit now what the fuck do we ship
AFTER MUCH BANTER
Capt. Amuricur:
What the fuck you're making nukes you nuke-makers
Bruce Banner:
I am slightly ticked off
Iron Man:
I think you should hulk out
Capt. Amuricur:
Shut up tony or I'll invade your personal space
Iron Man:
Not if I invade yours first
Capt. Amuricur:
I am gonna fight you so hard later
Iron Man:
You smell like justice
Everyone:
GAAAAAAAAAAAY
Hawkeye:
Still evil here
EXPLOSIONS OCCUR
Bruce Banner:
It's not easy being green
Loki:
I am escaping from my cage now
Thor:
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhug oh shit
Iron Man:
Fixing things with science
Capt. Amuricur:
Assisting with ab-power
Hawkeye:
Fucking shit up with Arrows
Agent Coulson:
Hey I'm about to be badass I hope Loki doesn't take me from behind teehee oh shit
Loki:
I take people no other way
Loki:
Lates Onee-san
Nick Fury:
No Agent you can't die I don't know how to fill out paperwork
Agent Coulson:
Tell Captain America.... I wrote.... twilight fanfiction.... about us.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Nick Fury:
Agent Coulson:
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Everyone:
He was a good man. He was a good agent. And The Avengers couldn't have existed without his sacrifice.
Everyone:
Also GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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