April 2012
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relativemorals:
YES. I’m tired of all of you pretentious assholes saying that I’m not “really reading” because I use a kindle.
Yes, you are reading.You are…
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brivonnet:
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
Did that shit…just explode rainbows?!
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do you ever realize you ship something and then simultaneously realize that you ship it really hard and then you just sit there and physically ache from how perfect they are and you just have to wonder where exactly it was that your life went so downhill
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Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
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don’t talk to strangers online because you will become best friends with them, and the distance will ruin your life
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Things that Supernatural Has Taught Me.
supernatural44:
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wheeliewonka:
adrians:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. :O
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Space Saving Bedrooms →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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dogslug:
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odair:
omfg press alt+the reblog button
praise god bless jesus hallelu
Yup, this is getting abused
MY GOD
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You know what would help? Seeing someone on TV who has a butt like mine and is...
– Why “I prefer small boobs” isn’t helping (via sociolab)
Nothing is more annoying than reading or commenting online about body image issues and having a guy wander in and proclaim that he finds all kinds of women attractive and we don’t even need to wear makeup anyway. (via feminist-submissive)
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Check your damn privilege as a female who will never experience the friend zone.
– DSFLKJSDHL????????????????????? DFKJSGYHASJYQKUWEDTGASCHJB (via moominboy)
OH
(via leaf-coneybear-eats-pussy)
Excuse me, but I’VE LIVED IN THE MOTHER FUCKING “FRIEND ZONE” FOR TEN YEARS. And you know what? I LOVE IT. You know why? Because the guy I love is still my best friend in the entire...
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coelacanthteeth:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
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For the confusèd among you.
Old English (Anglo-Saxon): Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære þe hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, þæt hi Angle genemnode wæron. Þa cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað þæt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."
Middle English: In þat lond ben trees þat beren wolle, as þogh it were of scheep; whereof men maken clothes, and all þing þat may ben made of wolle. In þat contree ben many ipotaynes, þat dwellen som tyme in the water, and somtyme on the lond: and þei ben half man and half hors, as I haue seyd before; and þei eten men, whan þei may take hem.
Early Modern English: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love!
Modern English: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense.
Pointless dribble: Omg, lol, def totes ridic, c u ltr
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